Fuck you, April Fools day

So, if there's any veracity to the notion that April Fools Day was a way to ridicule pagans for not believing in Christianity, well then FUCK YOU APRIL FOOLS DAY. Howz about we make fun of those fuckers instead? Oh, right, THEY'RE TOO BUSY BURYING SEX PREDATOR SCANDALS. At this point, nobody even fucking cares anymore. so. FUCK YOU APRIL FOOLS DAY. We're all over you, you goat fucker.