Congress...

Boy am I sick of these fuckers. The Republicans don't even try to contain their hatred and racism/sexism/homophobia, and the Democrats, well what the fuck do they do exactly??? They're in a fucking majority and they can't get anything done. Meanwhile I've been reading murmurs (See NYT Sunday article 02/21/10 by Lincoln Chaffee for starters) of a new "third party" which according to aforementioned citation, will be "the centrist majority".. Wanna bet? Never underestimate the pull of the whack jobs. How does anybody seriously believe the so called "birthers"?? Really? Somebody went back in time and planted a fake birth announcement in the newspaper in HAWAII? Wow. So it was alright for Cheney to change his state of residency during the first Bush/Cheney "election" in order to avoid constitutionally ascribed conflict of interest, (i.e. that the president and the VP can't be from the same state) But Obama wasn't born in this country? Kenya??? Is that where he's from?? Well somebody better start telling that to all of his friends that he went to law school with that he's just a big IMPOSTOR!! Anybody else being reminded of a movie starring Frank Sinatra, Angel Langsbury and Laurence Harvey?? Why is that when we have a bunch of goddamn chicken hawks in charge, that were too chicken shit to just do their fucking required service in the armed forces, or worse, in the case of Cheney, who got FIVE deferments, that suddenly people get all patriotic and stop giving a fuck about whether our implied assent to unjustified military action is correct or not? What the fuck is it about flag waving patriotic bullshit that gets people all flushed in their nether regions? If all these fucking assholes that were so gung ho for the war actually VOLUNTEERED (oops, I meant "forced to serve and deploy" because most intelligent people know that most of these fuckers would never actually put themselves in harms way), I have a suspicion they'd be a lot more fucking circumspect with their rabid opinions about idiotic, useless abstractions like "The Flag" and "Freedom".

So...It's okay for Bush,Cheney,Wolfowitz,Rove,Rumsfield and all those other seedy motherfuckers to fucking LIE to the American public, and walk away scot free, and NOW people are "feeling patriotic" and that NOW our government is fucking us over? Hmmm, I guess Bush Jr's tactic of leaving the cost of the Iraq "war" out of the general budget is good enough for most of these motherfucking spineless piece of shit "patriots" but suddenly Obama is the one being accused of "Generational theft"? What the fuck, McCain? What happened to you? Suddenly you're acting like a little yard dog, barking above your weight and not fucking doing anything, except irritating passersby. Thank god the Democrats have the balance of "power" because even though shit aint getting done, at least it's nothing, and not the huge cluster fuck of a shit storm we'd have if the Republicans had somehow magically managed to stay in power. We'd ALL be out of a job, and fighting in some country most of us have never even heard of.

One of the many thing that kills me about recent shenanigans is that a lot of the "opposition" seems to be motivated directly by GLENN BECK! Even he knows he's just a circus barker! And people still drink the Kool Aid. I remember a few years back somebody sending me a link to this diatribe of a letter about how the south should've been allowed to secede. (link, please!) I'm starting to feel this way. If these child molester hypocritical self serving fuckers want to bitch about government spending, while taking a disproportionate share of gov't subsidies (see Marietta county Georgia, South Carolina and Alaska) , maybe it's time to let "the Real America" have some real estate. Right in the middle of the country. Fuck em. Let them secede. We'll allow anybody that wants to leave to join the new country, consisting of both coasts, and a few states in between. We can provide free relocation money to all the "Tea Party" people, and they can start their own country, with their own constitution, or whatever they'd call it. Meanwhile, the rest of sane fuckers will just have to makes sure that they no longer receive any aid from us at all, and that they are required to have travel documents to enter our new country. I'll even pony up some of my own scant dough to help with the relocation. Let's try a new "grand experiment" in democracy, and see what happens when these right wing, reactionary, anti Semitic, nut jobs have to run their own country. I predict it'd fucking turn into the Balkan conflict USA style real quick.

I'm sick of it. I'm so fucking tired of congress and the senate not getting anything done. You'd think that a bridge just collapsing into the Mississippi river would be enough of a wake up call that we've gotten off track, but nope. Infrastructure? Fuck that! NO GAYS IN THE MILITARY!!! Never mind the fact that all of the people that dropped the ball leading up to and after 09/11 are now living comfortably in retirement, some with a a secret service detail, while the rest of us regular fucks are being fucked out of jobs and homes are left to pay the tab for the drunken frat party we just went through. Clinton got impeached for a fucking blow job, and Bush and all of his kith are free. Why isn't our elected legislative branch investigating wrongdoing by his administration? What's the problem?? OHHH, RIIIGHT. They ALL FUCKING APPROVED BUSH'S ILLEGAL ACTIONS IN IRAQ, SO THEY'D ALL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE.
Incredible. The criminals run free and people that have worked their whole lives playing by "the rules" are the ones picking up the mess.

It's time for a real change. If there's going to be a third party, I hope it will be the party of "fuck you, shut up and let us solve some problems already". Maybe another world war is what we all need. That way, we don't have to make any difficult decisions, and we can blame our "enemies" while we all star over, and rebuild, with a bunch of shiny new factories, and shiny new things.

Somebody call the organizers of Burning Man. At least they get it that starting over is good for the community.