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Friday, May 28, 2010

Farmers market melons

Well excuse me, but watermelon is fucking AWESOME.
There's a farmers' market up here, but "meh"
I WANT MY FUCKING MELON YOU LOCAL FUCKS!!! Don't get me wrong, I love mud and incest and teenage pregnancy, but I want FUCKING WATERMELON ASSHOLES.
One day...ONE DAY....

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Fava beans

Boy do I love fava beans! Thanks a lot, Rocky.

Bagels

Bagels
NOT the genuine article