I HATE SHRIMP

There. I said it. FUCKING HATE em. Disgusting, pre-cambrian, slimy, sandy tasting, ASSHOLES.
FUCKING HATE HATE HATE SHRIMP.
Gross, ick, eww, period.
"Hello, top of the food chain?"
"Uhh, yeah?"
"I'm the bottom. Come suck on my testicle water"
"But you're a disgusting little alien looking thingy. Why the FUCK would I even THINK about putting you in my mouth?"
"because you will always cave into your most craven, horrible self loathing proclivities?"
"oh right...that"
"then shut the fuck up and put my spindly, salty ass in your piehole."
Shrimp. Fuck you. Salt Lake CITY!!? THAT WHOLE PLACE REEKS OF DEAD BRINE SHRIMP.


There are MILLIONS of people that live in the wafting, disodorous malfeasance that is Salt Lake.
FUCKING IDIOTS.

Hand carts, indeed.
Fuck even JERUSALEM isn't on the dead sea!
All because of Shrimp.

People wouldn't put up with that shit from bi-valves.